American wanted cheap eggs, got fascism instead. 🤡
And have you even thanked the President yet?
All the time.
Thanks Obama.
I will keep clicking on articles about eggs to show news organizations that eggs are what gets clicks.
I’m scrolling to the bottom with ad blocker disabled. That ought to boost the metrics a scosh.
We just need to ban trans people harder. We’re just 85% there. We need a few more executive orders and then egg prices will come down.
/s (but only in that Republicans actually believe this)
I thought Trump said during his car sales pitch that egg prices were down. I can’t believe he lied! s/
in 2020, basic eggs at Aldi were 0.95$
Trump did that.
But at least Gaza is saved, right?
I’m a little behind on talking points, are we blaming this one on Biden, George Soros, or the Radical Left Chicken Cabal?
Apparently, Barack Obama is to blame.
Lol.
I heard we are back to buttery email
Backyard chickens.
They’re not for everyone. They function at about the level of a 4yo. 50lbs of feed will run you $20. If you’re fenced and let them roam, you use less feed. Straw. Mite prevention, which is food grade diatomaceous earth/powder. Water bowl heater for winter months.
Most municipalities allow for backyard chickens, 3-4. Roosters are another thing. They crow whenever they like and may hop/fly up where you don’t like them to be just to crow. I haven’t had issues with aggression, but they can be aggressive such that a posted beware of rooster sign will probably be believed.
Apartments can’t chicken, renters can’t usually chicken and a lot of cities don’t allow chickens through most neighborhoods…
Reality of Murica.
Whatever your urban locale, look it up. The code may surprise you. Another one is backyard meat rabbits, but that one makes more people squeamish.
In my experience chicken enforcement is rarely a thing as long as you don’t have a million and dont let them roam all over the neighborhood, just got to be smart. But roosters are a sure fire way to get your neighbor’s angry so I would suggest never having roosters if you live in city limits unless your neighbors are real cool.
But that’s just my own anecdotal experience
Shit up about the eggs!
Will Easter eggs also be affected?
Jesus is going to be so disappointed when we can’t have Easter eggs to celebrate his resurrection. May God have mercy on our sinful souls
Some eggs we get a free mug.
Is that a microcosm?
Eggs are woke. Only communists eat eggs.
this freaking timeline! I never thought eggs would be so political. But here we are.