Researchers from the University of Michigan are hoping their new study will inspire some Americans to rethink their relationship with laundry. Because, no matter how you spin it, clothes dryers use a lot of comparatively costly energy when air works for free.
I’ve literally never hung clothes out to dry without at least one item getting shat on by a bird. Is this not a universal problem?
From age 6 until 18, and age 33 to 45 I’ve line dried clothes, three seasons a year. I can recall one time a bird pooped on a bed sheet.
Do you live below a pigeon roost or something?
No, I live in the country. In the summertime the poops are purple and have blackberry seeds in them.
Hang them indoors?
Geese would just destroy everything out of spite because fuck you
That bird was just farting glitter. Rules for thee, not for me?