using a fire poker, I dug all the various things Emily pushed under there since the last time I did this in November or so

    • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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      so its actually a pear. my wife crocheted a whole cornucopia with a pumpkin, corn, apple etc for a thanksgiving table centerpiece (although she’s german and we live in Ireland). We couldnt find the one pear when we were putting it away last november. this is evidence of a serious crime

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    "You put them all under there to keep them away from me, didn’t you.

    You bastard. Go fix me food."

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    I see Emily is getting all the flak while her parner in crimes gets away. So much for ‘Justice’.