• Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    3 days ago

    You can “save” a bunch of money by not paying the Fire Department. It’ll look great on a budget, and then you can enjoy the beautiful skyline of your city burning!

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      This is what they’re doing, but with literally everything.

      The country is going to implode.

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          That’s true! I just looked for the website and there’s nothing! Yay!!! I was worried something like 1.2 million Americans were dead because of it, but apparently not!

          (Satire. The CDC website still exists. For now…)

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        Hard to enjoy when the air quality is so bad that you can’t even breath outside lol