UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.mlEnglish · 22 hours agoMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up141cross-posted to: lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
arrow-up141imageMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.lemmy.mlUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.mlEnglish · 22 hours agomessage-square5fedilinkcross-posted to: lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-222 hours agoTap the outer rim of the bowl with your shins before commencing the urination. This will calibrate your on-board targeting computer.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·20 hours agoDude, Is Your dick like perfectly straight? If I tried it like this, I would hit the sink.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours agoOnly when I get excited
Tap the outer rim of the bowl with your shins before commencing the urination. This will calibrate your on-board targeting computer.
Dude, Is Your dick like perfectly straight? If I tried it like this, I would hit the sink.
Only when I get excited