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@Stamets it tanked, boss!
Did you see the mess that overnight left?
They’re getting away!
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
Sue the engineer.
“Pfff. Mondays, huh?”
Bitch, what mess?
Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
…except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
Time to drink
“I told you.”
K I quit
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
All right
it wasn’t me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
I’m outta here
