Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
I’d probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them “save” me. Or run.
…except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
All right
Zigged. Should’ve zagged.
Zoop! 👉😎👉
Told ya so
We got insurance?
We’re insured, right?
- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
it wasn’t me
Ah, the Shaggy defense
“I told you.”
Saved the eggs.
We should unionize
I wasn’t here
They’re getting away!
Damn thing broke
