BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1190
arrow-up1190imageI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·20 hours agoIf the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.
minus-squarei_dont_want_tolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 hours agoIt mauled me anyway! I forgot to add “with prejudice,” rookie mistake.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 hours agoRub some onion on the mauling site 🙏
minus-squarei_dont_want_tolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·17 hours agoThanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.
If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.
It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add “with prejudice,” rookie mistake.
Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏
Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.