• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
    55·
    3 months ago

    “A ‘tragedy’ struck today as the Boeing-Tesla Air Force One and Air Force Two simultaneously rerouted to crash into the headquarters of Boeing and Tesla. The planes were running on Tesla ‘full self flying’ and staffed entirely with Tesla robots piloted remotely by human operators on the ground, so when they exploded only the president, vice president, and their advisors and guests (including Tesla CEO Elon Musk) were killed.”

  • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.worldBanned
    46·
    3 months ago

    Lmao if a Boeing plane made from scrap parts ends up being the end of Trump it would be really really funny.

    They’re intentionally blocking the whistleblower suits against Boeing right now because they have been using scrap parts in their planes for decades in order to meet rushed delivery deadlines.

  • Rozaŭtuno
    41·
    3 months ago

    I support this. And while we’re at it, why not give them a cybersubmarine too?

    • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world
      16·
      3 months ago

      How about we tell the cheeto that the first person to touch the wreck of the Titanic gets dibs over all the priceless bottles of champagne, and the secret gold. Plus, international bragging rights. But you have to physically touch it to count, per maritime law. That’s why James Cameron and Oceangate were trying to get down there.

      Tell him Elon can probably build him a sub he can stick his arm out of. And once it’s claimed, it’s possible to raise and restore it, and he can rename it the Trumptanic. The largest and most luxurious liner in the world. Imagine how it would look pulling into harbor in North Korea.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    34·
    3 months ago

    oh. this is going to end well.

    Very, very well.

    cue Kaylee saying “Don’t fly anything made by Boeing, they fall right out of the sky.”

  • endeavor@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    34·
    3 months ago

    Can we all talk of the true tragedy which is the onion going out of business due to real articles being unbelievable satire.

    • Joeffect@lemmy.world
      4·
      3 months ago

      Wings? What wings? Elon will come out with a wingless plane design like a fucking tuna can and then be praised for his stupidity.

  • Zip2@feddit.uk
    27·
    3 months ago

    Soon to be known as “Air Farce One”.

    Hopefully they’ll be banned from all the airspace over developed countries.

    • friend_of_satan@lemmy.worldEnglish
      13·
      3 months ago

      The mental image of Phony Stark and Orange Patriot flying around on Air Farce One makes me think somebody should make a Spaceballs-esque show about this administration.

        • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
          4·
          3 months ago

          Yeah, but the show would be funny instead of sad, uncomfortable, and the root of a lot of people’s existential dread…

          • Zip2@feddit.uk
            5·
            3 months ago

            If it’s any consolation, some of us watching from abroad are laughing. It’s all we can do to stave off the despair.

            • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
              3·
              3 months ago

              I mean, I’m Canadian and live in Scotland, if I didn’t have trans family and friends who are poor, LGBTQ, and absolutely not white, I’d be having a bit of a laugh too. The suffering is still a bit close to home for my likes.

              Edit: as below, forgot to add the bit about anyone who’s not a man. Zip2 said female, I will leave it as not a man

  • labbbb2@thelemmy.club
    22·
    3 months ago

    “Defence”. They trust “defence”/planes to Elon Musk, to Russia’s puppet. Oh shit… I think Boeing airplanes’ security will decrease lol.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
    20·
    3 months ago

    I wonder what will happen. Will the doors fly off, or will it catch fire by itself. Hopefully both. And soon.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
    18·
    3 months ago

    If he wanted Trump to fly savely and comfortably, he would ask Airbus to provide a new Airforce One.