I swear I’m Canadian. I snuck into the US by swimming across the Detroit River. Please report me, eh.
Check it out, I have a huge jug of maple syrup in my fridge, and a picture of me atop the cn tower in Toronto. That’s proof
Can someone call ICE on me? I no longer want to be in the clown country anymore.
*sad German train noises*
Traurigedeutschezuggeräusche
Not the best association of ideas right now…
My fellow Americains,
Don’t forget to report any local ICE sightings!
Report to who?
To ICE of course. Make them chase their tail.
We need to start calling ICE.
So we can do this to them when they show up.
“I swear, officer, I met a caravan of seven thousand Guatemalans who said they were going to Alaska because you’d never look there”
“I heard there’s an illegal immigrant making regular trips to the White House! Unfortunately, I only know his first name, Elon.”
Bitches get stitches.
ICE is jerks.
