I had to make the previous joke but this dude killed confederates aka warriors for slavery, broke from the party that supported abolition (arguably the party he fought in the civil war for!) to vote for Roosevelt and the new deal, then wanted to 1v1 Hitler at 100.
“America never asks help of anybody. Always stands on her own two feet.”
Guess he never heard of Marquis de Lafayette and the French Navy during the American Revolution lol
No one has ever accused Americans of knowing history - others’ or our own.
The very thought!
Immigrants. They get the job done.
Post Monroe doctrine
I was just skimming, and read this as “Post Malone doctrine” lol
I had to make the previous joke but this dude killed confederates aka warriors for slavery, broke from the party that supported abolition (arguably the party he fought in the civil war for!) to vote for Roosevelt and the new deal, then wanted to 1v1 Hitler at 100.
He was truly the perfect American lmao