Starching? That’s a new one for me.
Imma pound you cat. Imma schmack you in yo teefs. You gon get starched with yo’ evil ass.
I’m guessing Dad is a big Queen fan.
Looks like Mufasa though.
Yeah, the false and evil king who gaslights his subjects on the necessity of his tyranny. Scar was the rightful and honest ruler.
What did Scar do for us?
Killed Mufasa!
Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave
c/ScarDidNothingWrong
Didnt Scar make the kingdom worse?
He reined over a period of drought, but there’s no way he could have controlled the weather. That’s like blaming the government for there being car accidents. Simba exploited the working and noble classes into thinking that Scar was to blame for natural cycles. Thus he was able to lead a rebellion against their best interests and restored his line to the monarchy. Upper nobles playing everyone else against each other but, at the end of the day, the monarchical status quo was maintained. Feudalism in action.
Lion king did not explicitly say Scar did not have a weather machine so i choose to believe scar has a weather machine.
If I had to choose between a king without scars, and one with them, I’d always go with the latter. Scarless bitch probably had everything handed to them, never even fought a real fight.
My dude skipped too many leg days
Hah! I think we’re only seeing one leg from a profile angle though. The seam down the side of the jeans gives the appearance of two twig legs. If the artist had added a sliver of rear leg, it’d probably read better, e.g.:
He did, but it’s too dark to notice unless you look a bit hard at the image.
Oh damn, you’re right, I didn’t see that! It blends in almost entirely on my monitor. I can see it more now that I’m on my phone.
…Perhaps an excuse to finally buy an OLED monitor…?
I definitely interpreted the seam as two legs but your version has some extra oumph
Soooo… your solution to your kid’s fears is animal abuse?
Aren’t you afraid of Salvatore Ganacci?
Did you use some artistic liberty on those guns?
and he obviously skips leg day
The lion got cocky and dropped its guard long enough to allow that kinda full-send cross.
Next minute, the lion grabs his arm, tears it from the shoulder and proceeds to crush his skull in its jaws.
The lion lies down after its light snack.
Like a high school freshman party, that’s a weak punch.
KAPOW Mr. Kitty
Is the son 30?
Edit: What? Look at the picture, that’s no “nightmares from watching Lion King” aged kid.
“…so I painted him a picture of ME…”
He said he painted the portrait of himself, not his kid.
I totally read that wrong.
