They’re all kissing the ring now. We really are the United Corporations of America.
Always have been. People are just hungrier lately.
Eat them!
I hate it here.
Fuck Coca-Cola!
That’s the last straw! From now on I’m only drinking beer.
Pepsi!
I was so certain I was reading the onion. So very certain…
Now’s a perfect time to find an independently bottled soft drink supplier, such as Frostop (my personal favorite), or any one of a hundred other locally made sodas- or honestly just switch to water and tea, your kidneys and teeth will appreciate it
How long until he replaces the Diet Coke button on the Resolute Desk with a soda fountain machine?
Go full on fast food with it.
And it’s brawndo
Don’t get too close to James Quincey when he talks to you. You’ll smell the shit on his nose.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
