Can they rush in after the first two words, before you say “not”? Can they enter if they stuff their ears before they hear the final word?

  • neidu3@sh.itjust.worksM
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    4 months ago

    I just realized that I’d be pretty safe from vampire infestations. I hate having visitors, and will make (up) any excuse to avoid them. “Sure, but I was about to leave to deal with a work-related emergency. I don’t know when I’ll be home.”
    …and then they can sit there alone until I see them leaving on my door camera.

    I don’t mind visiting others, because then I can leave when I’m spent. At home, however, it’s where I expect to be left alone.

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      4 months ago

      You said “sure”, you’re done!

    • Kit
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      4 months ago

      Assuming that vampires can be seen on camera

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        4 months ago

        Assuming someone knocking on my door without being visible on my camera would get a response to begin with.