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PugJesus@lemmy.worldBanned to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food

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Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldBanned to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • kittehx
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    hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh

  • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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    That pizza looks good enough for Jehovah!

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    • lewdian69@lemmy.world
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      Beat me to it. Sorry, stoned me to it.

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    • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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      And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.

      I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.

      Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites

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        • taiyang@lemmy.world
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          Gasp… That might just be the ideal thin crust cut.

        • coaxil@lemm.ee
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          Its glorious!

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    probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldBanned
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        You were warned.

    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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      Upvote for the warning

    • Lemminary@lemmy.worldBanned
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      sexagrams

      Isn’t that just OnlyFans?

  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • ceenote@lemmy.world
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      Fuck Israel (specifically its government) , but leaning into the myth that “Israel” and “Judaism” are the same thing only helps them.

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    • Not Chad McTruth@lemmy.worldBanned
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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

    • Odelay42@lemmy.world
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      Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.

      • Lemminary@lemmy.worldBanned
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        Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬

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          I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

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          Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

          Make your jokes if you must but know I’m scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉

    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine

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    In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Just like how Amazon drivers don’t read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

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    As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

    And if he isn’t, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

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    Is that pizza kosher at least?

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      IIRC meat and dairy together isn’t kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.

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        It’s not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren’t either.

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    Is this that pizzagate I’ve heard so much about?

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    Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!

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    Pizza Hut, not a big fan of ham or Ham?

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