Can’t wait to see an indie film about a small town Nebraska story shot in sepia because it’s south of the border.
About that, how come Canada doesn’t have a cold blue colored filter?
Wouldn’t theirs also be sepia? You know. Maple syrup shaded.
Mapia.
Happy cake day!
is it? oh well thank you ! I think I have some left in the fridge too, i’ll have some.
I bet Canada does have a blue or grey filter in many American movies, filmmakers often use blueish filters in snowy scenes.
Nebraska story shot in sepia because it’s south of the border.
It’s not though? Unless the map was changed between when you posted your comment and the one I’m seeing now.
I think they confused Nebraska and Kansas?
America has too many states.
Please eliminate three
Merge the Dakotas with Wyoming and Montana. Done.
Nebraska is north of the border.
You may have mixed it up with El Kansas.
Cansas
You have to adjust the spelling a bit. Eg. we spell it Corea not Korea. lol
(Funnily enough, “cansas” means “you’re tiring” in Spanish as in “¡Ahh, cómo cansas!”)
One generation later, none of the Americans remained. Having been removed from their threat for so long, they were now completely devoid of the natural defenses that were necessary to protect them from the devastation of Kinder Surprise eggs.
While I would honestly prefer this to our current situation, I vote we Europeanize things instead. Single continent North American Union, but instead of 3 meganations, we instead go fully independent for each state in the us and Mexico, and each province in Canada. But with free travel between the new, much smaller nations. Let’s see how fast these conservative ass states who love to boast about their fucking fiscal responsibility last before collapsing and getting a bailout that requires they start offering fucking healthcare.
Good idea, only a tiny correction: North America goes down to Panama and includes the Caribbean.
But the EU doesn’t include all of Europe as well, so ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Keep Ohio independent, like a fucked up Switzerland
We’ll just go to war with Michigan again if that happens
Honestly, I think Mexico has a better chance cleaning up the cartels than the US have cleaning up, well… Anything.
If Mexico does that, this map looks pretty good
Without America, cartels don’t have income.
Or guns. :/ There’s literally one single gun store in Guadalajara for reference.
We have 4 in a town of 170k… Not including pawn shops.
Is there some way we can ensure Ohio goes to Mexico?
btw, am in Michigan.
Hell no. Or rather I should say: ni cuando el infierno se congele.
I mean joining Mexico sounds better than continuing to let Alabama be Alabama. We’d probably improve our public health, public transit, and healthcare options.
Maybe we could finally get rid of our racist, shitty constitution from the early 1900s (longest constitution in the world!)
I’d be happy to have Mexico right next door!
I like how the Carolinas are Canadian. It’s like the map maker knew they’re too racist to even try giving to Mexico.
They’re going to have a great time with the deep south and the sun belt, though. We got the better end of this deal, even if the level of new population means we basically are going to be America again.
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Yeah, but this version is better.
A Knights Tale!
Sure, but who gets Hawaii???
Hawaii.
Japan Strikes Back
Fun fact, Hawai’i tried to ally with Japan first, and they said no.
The Great Polynesian Empire.
After becoming independent from France, Tahiti will conquer all of the Polynesian Triangle and establish a maritime domination of the Pacific.Don’t they have the Union Jack on their flag?
YEAH CANADAAAA
Canada! Fuck yeah!
…comin’ again to save the motherf*ckin day, eh?..
it would probably be in everyone’s best interest even considering canada can’t even take care of itself with its current land and population.
I don’t know enough about mexico to comment on how much more they could take on.
Proud new Canadian checking in!
You know neither of them wanted Tennessee.
Kentucky? Bourbon.
Texas? Barbeque.
Florida? Beaches.
What’s Tennessee got?
Coal
They call themselves the volunteer state? I don’t think anyone had the heart or patience to explain that enslaving human beings isn’t a form of volunteerism.
Shitty liquor store moonshine that’s no where near as good as real moonshine, and Dolly Parton.
I guess Memphis style barbecue, if you’re into that. I’m not. Prefer my BBQ to be SC mustard base, a la Maurices (though, I won’t spend money there anymore). TN does have some damn fine fried chicken, though.
Tennessee has some of the best whiskey produced in the US, they also have some banging mustard based BBQ, and chutney based BBQ.
Oh, and Dolly Motherfucking Parton.
