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    4 months ago

    That’s a different Jesus, though – Republican Jesus.

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        4 months ago

        Or less government but only when I say so Jesus.

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        More than two-thirds of Mormons are Republican, so it might be the same Jesus.

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        4 months ago

        He supposedly hung out with outcasts, so who knows?

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          Yeah but consider Trans Jesus, he was AFAB (Asexual reproduction tends to produce Female offspring) and introduced himself with his preferred name/pronouns (“I am Jesus, I am he”)

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            Still, I couldn’t imagine either version hanging out with the “in” crowd.