• pmk@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 days ago

    IKEA names are rarely just the word for the thing, maybe it could be called “SNUBBLA”, “NEKA”, or “MALMÖ”?

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      1 day ago

      I rather liked Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.work’s suggestion in another post: Ekksplosif

    • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

      It’s sometimes city names. For instance IKEA’s doormats are in large part named after Danish towns. Eg “lohals”, “klampenborg”, “køge” and “østerild”, except instead of just wiping their feet on us, they even insist on using that stupid German ö instead of the proper ø.

      Fuck you, you drunken Swedes! If it hadn’t been for NATO we would have taken Skåne, Halland, and Blekinge… And Norway while we were at it!

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          24 hours ago

          You can’t still be pissed about that property deal. Besides you were the assholes strutting your ships around Bornholm starting that war.

          But it does give me an idea… Say Sweden, that’s a nice nuclear power plant you’ve got there in Varberg. It sure would be a shame if something was to happen to it. You know, accidents happen. If we were to suddenly find 200 unmanned CV90s somewhere, we would be much more capable of helping you protect Ringhals /s