IKEA names are rarely just the word for the thing, maybe it could be called “SNUBBLA”, “NEKA”, or “MALMÖ”?
I rather liked Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.work’s suggestion in another post: Ekksplosif
It’s sometimes city names. For instance IKEA’s doormats are in large part named after Danish towns. Eg “lohals”, “klampenborg”, “køge” and “østerild”, except instead of just wiping their feet on us, they even insist on using that stupid German ö instead of the proper ø.
Fuck you, you drunken Swedes! If it hadn’t been for NATO we would have taken Skåne, Halland, and Blekinge… And Norway while we were at it!
It’s revenge for Älvsborgs lösen.
You can’t still be pissed about that property deal. Besides you were the assholes strutting your ships around Bornholm starting that war.
But it does give me an idea… Say Sweden, that’s a nice nuclear power plant you’ve got there in Varberg. It sure would be a shame if something was to happen to it. You know, accidents happen. If we were to suddenly find 200 unmanned CV90s somewhere, we would be much more capable of helping you protect Ringhals /s
“KÄNSLIG”
SPRÄNGA
Instantly redecorate. For best results use one per room
That sounds pretty familiar
Why do you need a chicken (sold separately) for assembling an anti-tank mine?
If you have a quarter hour to burn, you can experience the information the way I learned about it:
https://youtu.be/6gNn9OG7dPUIf you don’t:
spoiler
go here and search for chicken:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock
I wonder if you could make a fuse that could reliably distinguish the T-series from NATO box tanks by weight.
In poland we’ve just recently lost around 200 at mines, which were later found at ikea!
Handy! No assembly required!
It’s filled with cheese grade hex keys for shrapnel.
Missed opportunity for “rapid disassembly instructions”
Easy instructions and good results. https://youtu.be/4HSlNkoIID4 happy wheels
