BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 day agoSovcit made a performance contract.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1131
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minus-squarePhil_in_here@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 day ago"To the Police or whom it may concern, By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty." Right fellas, it’s crime freedom time
minus-squareChicagoTransplant@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 day agoChildren’s game rules. “Well I have INFINITY PLUS ONE money!” “Nuh uh, I have infinity plus infinity money!”
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoRookie mistake. Forgot to say “no comebacks”.
"To the Police or whom it may concern,
By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty."
Right fellas, it’s
crimefreedom timeChildren’s game rules. “Well I have INFINITY PLUS ONE money!”
“Nuh uh, I have infinity plus infinity money!”
Rookie mistake. Forgot to say “no comebacks”.