Liz Truss has sent a legal letter to Keir Starmer demanding he stops making “false and defamatory” claims that she crashed the economy.
The former prime minister sent a six-page “cease and desist” letter accusing Starmer of harming her reputation and contributing to her losing her South West Norfolk seat in the general election.
So maybe something like: “She can shove her cease and desist up her arse and fuck off while she’s doing it!”?
“Perhaps the honourable lady would consider repositioning the ‘cease and desist letter’ about her person, perhaps so as to protect it from sunlight?”
i.e shove it where the sun doesn’t shine
In parliment it would require something like.
She can reverse ingest her letter while procreating with a donkey.
Yes that will do