Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoYet they know what dishware I'm looking for...lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1695
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minus-square1rre@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up70·edit-21 day agoEven better, my location history proves I regularly go on 5 hour drives in the middle of the night so it’s not at all out of character that I drove to the middle of the woods where the body was found at 3am wait that’s not a good thing is it what do you mean they found more bodies
minus-squareRogueBanana@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoNow you gotta tell us where are you driving to at night. No I am not a fed, I just work in the sunglass store.
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 hours agoPeople don’t wear sunglasses at night
Even better, my location history proves I regularly go on 5 hour drives in the middle of the night so it’s not at all out of character that I drove to the middle of the woods where the body was found at 3am
wait that’s not a good thing is it
what do you mean they found more bodies
Now you gotta tell us where are you driving to at night. No I am not a fed, I just work in the sunglass store.
People don’t wear sunglasses at night