“My dick hurts” (Bosnian)

I Brazilian portuguese that would be “Caguei” -> I took a shit

There are multiple ways to say “I don’t care” (which is what the expression stated means). You can say “Juckt?” Which is very informal and basically means “is it itching?” Or you could also say “das geht mir am Arsch vorbei” which means something like “its going next to my ass” (I don’t really know how to translate it in a better way, but it means, that said thing is passing your ass)

A few others from french :

J’en parlerai à mon cheval (I’ll make sure to tell my horse)
Parle à mon cul, ma tête est malade (Talk to my ass, my head is sick/ill)
Je m’en tamponne le coquillard (no idea how to translate this, but here is a fun explainer, also in french)

It cares me dick. (Spanish)

Not my circus, not my monkeys. (English)

It naps on my dick. (Bulgaria)

It sucks me (as in fellatio) an egg (testicle).

It sucks my dick.

I care a crow’s nest (as in ships)

I care a turd.

I care a shit.

(Spanish again, we are creative people, as someone pointed out, the New World is way more colorful than Spain)

My dick hurts (Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian)

“I shit on it!” (“Szarok rá!”) - in Hungarian.

Besides that just “I don’t care.” (“Nem érdekel.”)

Maybe “Not even the dog cares, who lives in/at the shooting range.” (“Lőtéri kutyát nem érdekli.”) But it’s more like for situations where you want to express, that nobody cares.

There are more vulgar ones in Spain:

Me la suda (“la” refers to “la polla”): It makes my dick sweat

Me la pela: It peels my dick

Me importa una mierda: That matters a shit to me

Obviously, this last one is closer to “I don’t give a shit,” but it’s essentially the same sentiment.

One of the ways to say in Brazilian Portuguese: “estou cagando e andando”

Literally, “I am shitting and walking (simultaneously)”

n. I couldn’t give a flying fuck (English English)
n+1. Ah couldnae gi a flyin’ fuck (Scottish)

Greek Yeah I know of that phrase but it’s not really used. It’s as funny in Greek as it is in English.

Most common is “on my balls”, the short version of I am writing it/him/her on my balls. Implying that you care so little you have the name of it/him/her written on your balls. Yeah it does t make much sense.

The lighter version (you would see in subtitles for example) is “to me there is no nail being burned”. I don’t know where it comes from. Must be something to do with nails being left behind when you burn wooden structure.

Edit: oh I remembered another; “I shat myself”.

Zero fucks given about this post. /s