TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoKim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treasonwww.nzherald.co.nzexternal-linkmessage-square102fedilinkarrow-up1311cross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1311external-linkKim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treasonwww.nzherald.co.nzTheObviousSolution@lemm.ee to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square102fedilinkcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 month ago“I know you are all starving, but I’m going to ban some more food.”
minus-squarefluxion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoHot dogs are reserved for Dear Leader
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoHe looked at his fingers and thought “I hope no one eats these. I better do something about that.”
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoAnd stuff my face so full I’ll die because of it.
“I know you are all starving, but I’m going to ban some more food.”
Hot dogs are reserved for Dear Leader
He looked at his fingers and thought “I hope no one eats these. I better do something about that.”
And stuff my face so full I’ll die because of it.
If only…