Okay, so we officially have our first sex scene coming up, and that means music. I’m holding a three-way poll to see how people want me to tackle this. However this poll shakes out is how I’ll be handling all four of the sex scenes.

The first option (Option 1) is that I cover all unique lyrics one time and skip repeated lyrics. The second option (Option 2) is that I cover every single line spoken no matter how often it’s repeated (the most extreme example of this is going to show up in the second sex scene). However, each title is unique. The third option (Option 3) is that song lyrics don’t count as dialogue (the mission statement of this series is technically to sequentially exhaust every single line of “dialogue”).

In order to vote, there will be three comments below with each option, what they mean, and some pros and cons for each. You don’t have to vote on just one; instead, upvote the one(s) you like and downvote the one(s) you dislike.

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
    3·
    4 days ago

    Option 2: Cover every single line no matter how often it’s repeated. (ex. “I will, I will, I will” gets three separate posts)

    Pros:

    • You get to see my mental state slowly deteriorate as these lyrics repeat over and over.
    • You maximize the number of shitposts.

    Cons:

    • This is going to take an eternity. For example, the standalone line “I will” is said 21 consecutive times in the first sex scene, meaning three real-world weeks of increasingly deteriorating shitposts. There are four sex scenes total, which will take at least several months.