• superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Drunk: brazenly hitting on a lesbian who was holding hands with her partner

    High: one time at the dentist, they gave me anesthesia prior to oral surgery (remember to brush & floss, kids). I was high enough that I thought they were going to give me a boob job instead of a root canal. Because I was high as a kite, I couldn’t really move or communicate, so I just went in & out of consciousness. This was a dozen or so years ago, and I just remember being confused the rest of the day about it.

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      2 months ago

      Did you get the boob job tho? Might help your chances with the lesbian next time.

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        2 months ago

        Ha! Not sure how much that would have helped, since I’d have still looked like Peter Griffin albeit with perky boobs.