• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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    4 days ago

    That’s a complete no-starter though. Cream squirting armpits every day of the week. After all, I’d have usable hands to be able to harvest the free cream, therefore profit. Whereas hands made of chocolate cake wouldn’t be very usable and once they’d been eaten (and with my wife and daughter around they soon would be) I’m just left with the stumps. You’ve not thought this through. So. Armpits that squirt cream. Definitively.

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      4 days ago

      Yeah we need more info? Do the cake hands regenerate because if so you’re basically deadpool at that point

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        4 days ago

        You see how we have a discussion the hands grow back the cream is unlimited