• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    We had something like the first one when I was in high school. When I was a freshmen, I saw another student drop his pants, hop up on top of it, lower into the spout so it went ALL the way up his ass, reached around and turned the water on for a second, then lifted off and shot a wave of shit-water all over the basin/wall behind it, then hopped down and ran off giggling.

    Yeah…

    Haven’t used a water fountain since.

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      11 hours ago

      How do I unlearn to read?

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        7 hours ago

        I also don’t, simply because my high school had a string of vandalism where some kid was pulling all of the water fountains out of the walls. Like he was just ripping them straight out. There’s no way they could support someone putting their entire body weight on it to shove the spout up their ass.

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          4 hours ago

          Your school’s infrastructure was apparently even shittier than mine. In any case, he was a skinny little high schooler - that thing could have been screwed into drywall and still supported his weight.

          …and if you don’t think a water fountain spout could fit up someone’s ass, I’ve got some foreign object removal stories from working in the OR that… well, you probably also wouldn’t believe, but you’d be amazed what an anal sphincter can accommodate.

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          6 hours ago

          my high school had a string of vandalism where some kid was pulling all of the water fountains out of the walls

          Anyone remember that “devious licks” trend?