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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Luigi Mangione Sentenced to 25 Years of United Healthcare Coverage

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Luigi Mangione Sentenced to 25 Years of United Healthcare Coverage

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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MINNETONKA, Minn — Luigi Mangione, the alleged shooter of former UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, has been sentenced to 25 years of coverage by United Healthcare.…
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    There are plenty of toll evaders, homeless, minorities, and otherwise lesser people whose lives you could have taken, and were that the case I would not feel so inclined to mete out such a harsh sentence but in this instance you leave me no choice but to impose the harshest ruling possible.

    Never change, The Onion, never change!

    Edit: alright, I assumed it was the Onion based on the community. But sure, it was some other site.

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      You mean hard-drive?

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      Reading is hard.

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        Removed by mod

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          Half of the posts aren’t even from the onion here

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              I thought so too but then I counted. Apparently there are a lot more satire sites that are gaining popularity.

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      hard drive 😔

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        Bold of you to assume my drive gets hard…

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