• robocall@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Rumor has it, if you say, “deny, defend, depose” in your phone 3 times, you’ll get charged with terrorism too. Hopefully you’re an American citizen or else it’s off to Guantanamo bay for you.

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      4 months ago

      If you say “Gitmo Bay” three times in the mirror, a dark universe Obama appears and snatches you.

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          4 months ago

          They just call it “interrogation.”

          (I just felt I had to add the “dark universe” because here in ours he’s comparatively pretty fucking alright when compared to the current leadership of the states. I criticised the US government back in his day as well, but the president isn’t a magical dictator and the longer it goes the more I miss him.)