hydration9806@lemmy.ml to Non-Political Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 days ago"I could really go for some authentic American food"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1140file-textcross-posted to: memes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1140image"I could really go for some authentic American food"lemmy.worldhydration9806@lemmy.ml to Non-Political Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 days agomessage-square23fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: memes@lemmy.world
minus-squarelogging_strict@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-25 days agoThe chef was screwing a FOB white girl so he’s honorary American, not authentic Japanese. Gotta ask these things up front, “no pork” and “are you or have you ever screw an FOB”? Otherwise it’s not authentic Kobe beef from a Sannomiya station cow. JR not hanshin and definitely not Hankyu. (in a low suspicious voice cuz never discussed in loud voice) Or that local subway that goes who knows where
The chef was screwing a FOB white girl so he’s honorary American, not authentic Japanese.
Gotta ask these things up front, “no pork” and “are you or have you ever screw an FOB”?
Otherwise it’s not authentic Kobe beef from a Sannomiya station cow. JR not hanshin and definitely not Hankyu.
(in a low suspicious voice cuz never discussed in loud voice) Or that local subway that goes who knows where