The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 day agome🍌irllemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1490
arrow-up1490imageme🍌irllemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareTheAlbatrosslinkfedilinkarrow-up64·edit-21 day ago“Sorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as ‘Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]’. Who are you again?”
minus-squaretoofpic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·edit-21 day agoMy wife is still “Annie Freckles” in my contacts, 11 years later
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·20 hours agoMy contact in my fiancé’s phone is still labeled “[Name]'s Brother” lmao, we first met at my brother’s dnd game
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day ago“Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?”
I wanna know what was said next
… Because you’re sweet ?
“Sorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as ‘Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]’. Who are you again?”
My wife is still “Annie Freckles” in my contacts, 11 years later
My contact in my fiancé’s phone is still labeled “[Name]'s Brother” lmao, we first met at my brother’s dnd game
“Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?”
“Gary, you’re white.”
“How come you taste so good?”