Holy based!
Now this, this, is what I can call wholesome.
Even children’s hospitals aren’t paying someone to be a full time clown. Unless they’re in administration.
Anon isn’t American
- Fake: anon has gf, much less a clown gf (cringeness adds believability though)
- Gay: Anon def got came on
Ah yes, everybody has that one drawer to keep pies in.
nothing ever happens.
surely the woman that got dressed up made up etc before the dude comes over could put a pie in a drawer
I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too
Whip cream on a flexible paper plate, yes.
I usually use key lime pies in a borosilicate pie plate. Blood really goes well with the tartness of the limes.
I mean, they are a professional clown, they prpbably have weirder drawers.
I have a drawer i keep the things that stop cream pies in.
They never leave the drawe
Action figures?
Necrons
By the emperor…!
That was so fine. Top notch.
Speak for yourself. I keep mine in a safe.
That’s just responsible pie ownership
You don’t?
If anon doesn’t put a ring on her then I will
well thats the thing with clowns, once it starts coming out it just keeps on coming
If this were real and ungay, that’s a keeper.
As long as it’s a mutual creampie.
Need me a clown gf frfr 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡