AKSHUALLY, LaForge doesn’t view through the visor with his eyes, he has special implants that connect directly to his nervous system. It was these implants that allowed the Romulans to subvert him. Because Wesley does not have these implants, *nerd snort* this meme is factually incorrect and makes no sense
Your mom is factually incorrect and makes no sense.
So’s your face makes no sense!
No wait…
So’s your face!
It feeds into those red dots on the sides of his head, right?
They’re called temples
I don’t think LaForge is religious
But he does worship Dr. Brahms.
Thank you so much for randomly saying this. I’m not a native English speaker, but listening to an audio book where that expression is sometimes used. I never knew what the fuck temple meant in that context.
I actually thought it might be a euphemism for genitals, virginity, sacrifice at temple or something like that.
I finally understand, I am finally free.
Why he feeding data into his temporal lobe that needs to go to the occipital.
Because it’s second dual purpose is to hold the visor in place. It does it horribly considering how many times it was removed.
Saw right through that beard too.
Wait, does that imply the beard’s fake, since it didn’t see through other hair?
lol context?
DS9 Season 3 Episode 9: Defiant
Because instead of just growing your beard out for a couple of days and trim it to be like Will Rikers, you plaster on some fake sideburns and hope nobody notices. Perfect strategy, I don’t know how that would ever not work perfectly.
To be fair, no one did notice… until he successfully stole the Defiant, at which point it didn’t matter any more.
It could take a couple months to grow out a beard like that…but I thought they had a beam made hair grow or something.
bromg
Engage deez nuts
Ironically, his nuts have the tattoo for what he yells when someone rings his office door.
“Come in”? 😛
Just “come”.
It’s too late; I’ve already seen everything.
That’s his mom right?
What, you assume because there are only two series regulars on the show who are women and only his mom is a redhead that this is… Yeah, you know what, that checks out
Does Guinan not count?
Guinan is a recurring character, rather than a series regular.
Blazin’ Bev
The episode where they actually show what Geordie sees through his visor now reminds me of what the world looks like through the pineal gland’s 3rd eye in From Beyond.
It. ATE. Him.
Mmmh boomer humor star trek
wait, is this a joke now?
Is what a joke?
your comment
It wouldn’t be Lemmy without the preteen eyeroll!
Swing and a miss by a couple decades too. But good job trying to infantilize criticism. I know it probably hurts when people point out flaws or things you don’t understand in things you like.
No?
So there’s real age/mindset-based tension in the trek community over series and/or generational themes - that a joke about nudity is a huge red flag?
The nudity is not the red flag, the everything else included/implied by the comic that’s wildly inappropriate and gross(which is a common aspect of boomer humor), especially for Star Trek, is the red flag.
Can you expand a bit? My understanding of boomer humour is that it’s sexist or racist, but I’m not seeing it here
I love how Picard has a tattoo that says ‘engage’ down there.
You’re a man now, Wesley.
“Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit” – Roddenberry, probably.
And yet it still censors the naughty bits.
You have to tell the computer to disengage safety protocols.
Picard saying Engage every time hits different now
Is Beverly carrying a twentieth century clipboard?
I… I…
Does he remain erect all the time?
That’s why they call it the “captain’s log”
