So, my clumsy servant broke the amphora I’ve had for as long as I can remember. I went to the marketplace looking for a new one, but for some reason almost all the amphorae there were ‘wheel thrown’.
What does that even mean?? Take a wheel off some poor farmer’s ox-cart and throw at a clump of clay hoping you get a pot?
Are coiled pots suddenly not good enough for people anymore?!
The same as all those other recent technological advances: they were given to us by our alien overlords.
Well those alien overlords stick those advances up their asses!