N00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvexternal-linkmessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1404file-textcross-posted to: gaming@beehaw.orggaming@lemmy.zip
arrow-up1404external-linkAssassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM80.lvN00b22@lemmy.ml to Games@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square70fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: gaming@beehaw.orggaming@lemmy.zip
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up114·1 day agoUbisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
minus-squareOokami38@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 hours agoI don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.
minus-squareRDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 day agoMake sure they are unwashed while being monitored
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day ago“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”
Ubisoft can monitor nothing but my balls.
I don’t want that disease vector anywhere near my dangly bits, thanks.
Make sure they are unwashed while being monitored
A shit monitoring balls?
“If you betray us, Ubisoft, I’m going to cut off your balls and shove them up your ass so the next time you take a shit, you shit all over your balls!”