I’m partly jealous and partly wondering if they’re even involved in shit outside of the gaming. I see it all the time, Dad is playing games while the kids are sitting in front of a tablet with headphones on at 2 in the afternoon on a fucking school day and they’re in their underwear or just diapers. Backyard is a disaster filled with dog shit and toys that haven’t been touched in months and I’m in there spraying pesticides to kill the bugs invading their house because no one in that family has even seen a broom less yet used one. These are upscale homes too, not some crack den. It’s fucking depressing to me mostly because you can almost smell the dysfunction.

Chef that works night shift. Probably has to work at 4pm. Spouse is gone doing some bullshit corporate customer service day job.

Most chefs I know always have nothing left at the end of the day and don’t clean their house. Poor bastards. The cocaine they get is top notch though…