We reject your attempt to avoid this debt.
Such a strong sentence, they put it in twice!
You would think…but they failed to reject it three times thus nullifying their defense.
That’s the counterspell
He’s using the wrong spell. He should write a letter containing “Cashus multiplicatum !” Written in 45° with green ink using the feather of a great eagle.
What if you only have a lesser eagle?
Then use blue ink. Amateur.
What are you, a peasant?
A Pheasant?
It sucks because when they respond like this, they just give more fire to the flame of these idiots who think that by acknowledging the receipt of ‘coupons’ or other magic spells, that somehow it’s valid but willfully rejected and that they have standing on principle, legally speaking. It’s lose-lose for the people who have to deal with them even though the business will have ample evidence to go after the money in court later. I just hate that regular people have to waste time with this.
My life would have been totally different if I saw this letter in junior high and realized Corporate Specialist sounds like the most fun job ever
