Ah yes, trotting out the “mild” narrative to incept it into the public mindset before it before H5 becomes the next “once in a century” pandemic in… the same century.

Pay no attention to the very first case in Canada, a previously healthy teenager with no comorbidities, who’s now hospitalized in critical condition. I’m sure it’s just astoundingly bad luck, nothing to see here.

Oh great…just in time for Trump and RFK Jr. to take over. I’m sure any major developments will be handled seriously and not be politicized at all.

Aww shit, here we go again.

Well, the kid in Canada ain’t doing to hot. So while this dude might have mild symptoms, that’s not guaranteed to stay the same.

The first big leap is from animal to human. The next transmission is the one we should really be concerned with, the transmission from human to human.

How do you get H5N1? It’s not airborne, don’t worry. Just walk slowly 6ft behind other people. I keep repeating this because it’s true.

It’s not like you’re going to be going to Walmart to actually purchase a perfect vessel for transferring viruses and or bacteria from the origin of the infection thru the sick chicken’s ass to your own mouth. Cooking 🍳 it will definitely fix eeeverything!

While the virus is typically fatal in poultry, it is usually mild for humans. Symptoms include fever, chills, eye redness and respiratory sickness, like cough and sore throat.

In a statement, Clackamas County Public Health Officer Sarah Present said they’ve been “closely monitoring people exposed to the animal outbreak, which is how this case was identified. The individual experienced only mild illness and has fully recovered.”

Health officials say the risk to the public is low, and there is “no evidence of person-to-person transmission.”

Nice. 2020 Part Deux: The Revengening is gonna slap.