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other_cat@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Clippy's coming for you

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Clippy's coming for you

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other_cat@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world
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    almost sent this to my friend who’s been super down lately but then decided against it because “that thing you’ve been wanting to do” might be offing himself

    • Snot Flickerman
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      Thank you for being considerate of your friends mental state. Not enough people stop to think about things like this. Thank you.

      • IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world
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        we gotta look out for our dudes

        • ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one
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          And get them a a Pepsi

          • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzBanned
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            Congratulations, you’ve solved racism

          • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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            I’ll have a snickers

  • Snot Flickerman
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    Wow, rude.

  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I have ADHD you glorified staple.

  • Dr_01000111
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    deleted by creator

    • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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      You’re right. Clippy was never that useful.

  • lefixxx@lemmy.world
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    Ask me again later

    • KnightontheSun@sh.itjust.works
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      I see that you too ascribe to the Magic Eightball life philosophy.

      • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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        It is decidedly so.

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    I’m sorry y’all, every time I try to do something significant to improve my life, life comes by and kicks my teeth in.

    I started a full stack bootcamp a few months ago, now I should probably spend my time working, saving money and going through paperwork hell to reclaim citizenship in an EU country and getting the fuck out (I definitely can, I just don’t want to go into detail). Maybe I’ll try to do uni in Ireland in a few years?

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    I’m often not waiting for ideal conditions, just less bad conditions. This evening I made some progress on something I’ve not been working on because I’ve just been too exhausted, mentally and physically. Conditions don’t have to be ideal, but they’re often more than sub-optimal.

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    I did the thing yesterday. It wasn’t my intention, and it was kind of incidental , but I’m so glad I did it in the end.
    I can definitely recommend, just do the thing, you’ll thank yourself later.

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    How do I select both

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    I’m waiting for material conditions to that thang.

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