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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 months ago

Attempt at a Philly Cheesesteak

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Attempt at a Philly Cheesesteak

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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • iii@mander.xyz
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    6 months ago

    Doesn’t look to bad tbh. Not restaurant food, but a good midweek lunch.

    Am I insane?

    • Maeve@kbin.earth
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      Nah, only thing I’d change is the bread.

    • Zorsith
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      Those peppers look raw, onions a bit too, but otherwise an alright sandwich to me.

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        The onion looks like it started to caramelize, maybe more salt on it to let it sweat before cooking. And the pepper has a lil bit of char on it. Good effort, 6/10.

    • mister_flibble@lemm.ee
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      Honestly I think if you tossed this whole thing in a frying pan and cooked it up like grilled cheese it would improve by several orders of magnitude.

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    cheese, steak.

    I don’t see what’s missing /s

    • Fosheze@lemmy.world
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      It’s missing the philly.

  • Wolfizen@pawb.social
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    Where is the hoagie??? It’s a food crime but its your food so you get a pardon.

  • Archer@lemmy.world
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    I think you might be shot if you attempted to serve this in Philly

    • kboy101222@sh.itjust.works
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      And you’d honestly deserve it

  • Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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    Something is seriously wrong with that steak, was it frozen when you started cooking it? Did you just chuck it in the pan and then turn on the heat? Is it microwaves? I would say it’s over cooked based on the inside but then there should be some caramelisation on the outside.

    • howrar@lemmy.ca
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      It could’ve been cooked before being cut.

      • Lodespawn@aussie.zone
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        It was cooked too long if that’s the case, also how many of these abominations is this person making, also what maniac doesn’t sear a steak after slicing it off a slow cooked fillet?

    • Mothra@mander.xyz
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      I think you nailed it, this sandwich has to have been completely microwaved from scratch

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      Have you never boiled your steak? It’s delicious, and you get free steak water.

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        I … am sceptical … and don’t want to risk good meat in finding out

  • AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Steak is way too thick and chewy. Either overcooked and / or used the wrong cut.

  • Drusas@fedia.io
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    I will fight you.

  • thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org
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    This is obviously a jedi mind trick

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    The reverse of Americans posing full English breakfasts

  • itslilith
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    I gagged

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    Did AI make this?

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