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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Deal maker or breaker?

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Deal maker or breaker?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    Seems like a good knight out.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.

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    I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.

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      Win - Win sort of plan you have.

    • Steal Wool@lemm.ee
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      I see what you did there

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    I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.

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    Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.

    • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.

  • SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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    Pledge fealty and marry her immediately

  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Wife.

  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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    Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?

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    Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Somebody call the locksmith!

  • PyroNeurosis
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    Make sure the pageboys are still around, cause getting in that mail is gonna be a team effort.

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    raid.

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    Ok if you are wearing that then I’m wearing a wig, corset and big puffy dress.

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      gotta one-up her in masculinity, make sure the frills are at least twice the size of yourself, and the shoes pointy enough to inflict stab wounds.

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    Hope she Lays on Hands me

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