Clearly, Silver Age comic writers had easy access to drugs and no shame.
Not recommended on wood floor or unfinished tiles. Test in an inconspicuous spot
Is there any context that makes this not weird?
He can also clean cast iron pans with it
Does that mean Superman’s hair is not very pleasant to the touch?
He uses JB Weld to style it
Sounds like he needs some conditioner.
not once there’s syrup in it
Well he’s got Mr. Clean beat on this one.
No Superman, that’ll ruin the finish!
“So… Superman would have super strong hair, right? Maybe I can use that in a story!”
Beginning of Young Justice right there.
How did he get haircuts?
It’s been established multiple times (including in animation!) that Superman shaves with his heat vision and a mirror. So I guess similarly?
Is it just me, or is it written “meat-vision” there…?
What happens if he hits his eye back?
He can see into infinity.
That’s… not syrup, Superman…
So, that’s why his hair always looked oiled to perfection.
Who doesn’t like syrup in their hair!?
