Sunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIn a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa, kids will trick-or-treat on Halloweenapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1120cross-posted to: desmoines@midwest.social
arrow-up1120external-linkIn a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa, kids will trick-or-treat on Halloweenapnews.comSunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square15fedilinkcross-posted to: desmoines@midwest.social
minus-squarePacattack57@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·2 months agoBecause Halloween is associated with the devil and the religious wackos can’t have our children celebrating the devil.
minus-squareborth@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-22 months agoSo by celebrating it a day early, it’s a loophole, and god can’t get mad.
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoYeah it’s like how butt sex doesn’t count as sex cause it’s just in a butt
minus-squareGlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoUnless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.
minus-squareBrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoSounds like that could go both ways. “Don’t threaten me with a good time” sort of deal.
minus-squareBoozilla@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoWe love our moral panics here in the US. Especially Satanic panics.
Because Halloween is associated with the devil and the religious wackos can’t have our children celebrating the devil.
So by celebrating it a day early, it’s a loophole, and god can’t get mad.
Yeah it’s like how butt sex doesn’t count as sex cause it’s just in a butt
Unless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.
Sounds like that could go both ways. “Don’t threaten me with a good time” sort of deal.
We love our moral panics here in the US. Especially Satanic panics.