Sunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIn a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa, kids will trick-or-treat on Halloweenapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1120cross-posted to: desmoines@midwest.social
arrow-up1120external-linkIn a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa, kids will trick-or-treat on Halloweenapnews.comSunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square15fedilinkcross-posted to: desmoines@midwest.social
minus-squareborth@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-22 months agoSo by celebrating it a day early, it’s a loophole, and god can’t get mad.
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoYeah it’s like how butt sex doesn’t count as sex cause it’s just in a butt
minus-squareGlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoUnless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.
minus-squareBrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoSounds like that could go both ways. “Don’t threaten me with a good time” sort of deal.
So by celebrating it a day early, it’s a loophole, and god can’t get mad.
Yeah it’s like how butt sex doesn’t count as sex cause it’s just in a butt
Unless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.
Sounds like that could go both ways. “Don’t threaten me with a good time” sort of deal.