Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming
The elevator is actually out of order, she likes hanging in there, but you leave as soon as you see it doesn’t work
8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?
The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.
Second 1: introduce myself
Second 2: Andrew Tate pose
Second 3: obtain phone number
Second 4: go on date
Second 5: head home with them
Second 6: get touchy
Second 7: undress
Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.
I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.
This is getting insane. I (somewhat at least) get those “you have 24hs with me” ones but what am i gonna do with you in 8 seconds. Id rather spend 24h with an egirl than 8 seconds with you lol.
Is this elevator always that fast?
(Before hitting either the ceiling or the floor and both dying, probably.)
Absolutely nothing, because I wouldn’t want a stranger to talk to me in an elevator and I was raised to do unto others.
Going down?
Lady in red. It’s a simulation, no experiment is going to show anything worthwhile.
“Look again.”
looks
“Fuck, I wish you’d stop doing that, Morpheus.”
Nothing and just awkwardly stare on the floor or wall, like with anyone else.
Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little…
Omg girl, you look amazing in that dress. I’m so jealous. Be safe girl and remember to cover your drink.
Literally the only correct answer other than polite silence.
There’s always “hello” and “have a nice day”
I don’t understand. What’s a uniform gravitational field and why does being inside one feels like standing in an accelerating elevator?
This is a joke about Einstein’s form of the Equivalence Principle:
Thanks. Let’s see:
The weak equivalence principle, also known as the universality of free fall or the Galilean equivalence principle can be stated in many ways.
And
“… in a uniform gravitational field all objects, regardless of their composition, fall with precisely the same acceleration.” “The weak equivalence principle implicitly assumes that the falling objects are bound by non-gravitational forces.”[11]
I’m just beginning to understand. I’m not there yet.
If you are standing in a closed box, there is no experiment you can make that tells you whether that box is standing on earth, or is on a rocket in space accelerating at 9.81m/s²
This has a bunch of interesting implications about the nature of spacetime
If you jump at the right moment, you can achieve weightlessness.
“You gonna jump? 3… 2… 1… GO!”