Counterpoint: You’re the bad friend for asking your friend to help you with a dead body
Yeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.
Counter counterpoint: you are the dead body and your best friend is helping to bury you.
“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”
I have prepended an almost every time I’ve said seriously that sort of thing to someone.
I dunno, asking a friend is the right thing to do. Demanding things is how I ended up with a body in the first place.
For me it’d be fine. For my actually close friends I specifically said I would help them with a body if needed, so they’re honouring my wishes by asking
A bad friend won’t help you bury a body.
A good friend will help you bury a body.
A best friend will help you make a body.
A best friend will help you make a body.
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Read into that what you will…
My best friend is Victor Frankenstein is how I read it.
Like a baby or a murder?
Both
If you ask a friend to help you bury a body and they agree, that person is definitely a good friend. They’re a bad person for assisting you in murder, but you can be a good friend and a bad person.
moving a body doesn’t mean they committed murder, seems more like accessory or destruction of evidence.
If anyone feels this way, it might be a sign that you need to simply find new friends, or find yourself and seek a therapist.
But why are we digging 2 holes ? asked the friend
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
ETA- I don’t think burial is the proper disposal if you’re trying to avoid detection.
Ehh, plant a tree sapling over it and nobody will find it. Trees will devour a carcass for it’s nutrients.
I need to do some research on this
what if the dead body is of a beloved pet? i find your shower thought lacking
“‘A good friend will bail you outta jail.’ No sir. A good friend would be sitting on the bench in the cell right next to ya.”
Nah, you have the right kind of friend, they don’t just help but the body, they kill the fucker for you and you never know there’s a body
You have a bad friend if he
Apparently, friends cannot be women or non-binary.
Must every use of a singular pronoun be called out? This isn’t offensive, it’s slip of the tongue. Get out your own arse and give people a break.
I find the way of expressing it a little excessive but completely understand the sentiment and based on some recent irl experiences I completely understand such an outburst.
