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minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·24 days agoYeah, and they could get vitamin supplements instead of sucking my blood. I mean not MY blood, I never go out in the sun either but you get the idea.
minus-squarebizarroland@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·24 days agoI was about to say. Over the counter vitamin d is so cheap you can buy it at the freaking Dollar tree. Why the fuck do I have to spend a third of my life growing new blood cells and healing neck wounds for these mighty bitey bastards? It’s not my fault they didn’t put $1.27 into a savings account in 1820 and are now multi-millionaires that can afford the good shit.
minus-squarecrowbar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·23 days agoYeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 days agoI like to pretend that my inability to tan and only get sunburned is because really I’m a vampire. Unfortunately being that pale does not seem to increase the amount of vitamin d your body produces in sunlight :/
Yeah, and they could get vitamin supplements instead of sucking my blood.
I mean not MY blood, I never go out in the sun either but you get the idea.
I was about to say. Over the counter vitamin d is so cheap you can buy it at the freaking Dollar tree.
Why the fuck do I have to spend a third of my life growing new blood cells and healing neck wounds for these mighty bitey bastards?
It’s not my fault they didn’t put $1.27 into a savings account in 1820 and are now multi-millionaires that can afford the good shit.
Yeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!
I like to pretend that my inability to tan and only get sunburned is because really I’m a vampire. Unfortunately being that pale does not seem to increase the amount of vitamin d your body produces in sunlight :/
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