Kintarian@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoIf you’re American when you go in the bathroom…message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up189file-text
arrow-up189message-squareIf you’re American when you go in the bathroom…Kintarian@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square7fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTheAlbatrosslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·2 months agoI’m not always American when I’m entering the bathroom, sometimes I’m Russian.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 months ago… but even if you start out Russian, sometimes things don’t go as planned and you end up Stalin.
minus-squareKittenBiscuits@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoWhile you’re in there, may as well do a little Putin.
minus-squareFermion@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months agoDon’t try to force things or you’ll end up in Spain.
I’m not always American when I’m entering the bathroom, sometimes I’m Russian.
… but even if you start out Russian, sometimes things don’t go as planned and you end up Stalin.
While you’re in there, may as well do a little Putin.
Don’t try to force things or you’ll end up in Spain.