Kintarian@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agoIf you’re American when you go in the bathroom…message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up174file-text
arrow-up174message-squareIf you’re American when you go in the bathroom…Kintarian@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square7fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTheAlbatrosslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·15 hours agoI’m not always American when I’m entering the bathroom, sometimes I’m Russian.
minus-squaresp3tr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·15 hours ago… but even if you start out Russian, sometimes things don’t go as planned and you end up Stalin.
minus-squareFermion@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 hours agoDon’t try to force things or you’ll end up in Spain.
minus-squareKittenBiscuits@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·14 hours agoWhile you’re in there, may as well do a little Putin.
I’m not always American when I’m entering the bathroom, sometimes I’m Russian.
… but even if you start out Russian, sometimes things don’t go as planned and you end up Stalin.
Don’t try to force things or you’ll end up in Spain.
While you’re in there, may as well do a little Putin.