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Call me when it can map out my house to send to a corporation to spy on, or get hacked to scream slurs at me. Without those features idk if its worth
With this model everything about you will be shared with every appliance in the vicinity.
Could even cure youre arthritis tbh, not a doctor
I’m sold!
I don’t know I’m kind of a staunch privacy advocate. I don’t like the idea of all my most intimate parts being flung around the neighbors’ house all willy nilly.
Hm. I showed this to my husband, who immediately pointed out that it’s an anti-tank mine and thus couldn’t be foot-activated.
He’d be wrong, almost every Russian mine can be modified to AP use by changing the fuse some even have two fuse ports, one for AT and another that’s anti tampering/anti personnel.
Here’s a version with somewhat fewer jpegs
That’s 50 cubic meters!
Maybe it’s supposed to be a 50m radius. Of a sphere.
One time use though - for the vacuum cleaner and the house as well as the user
Actually now that I think about - excellent combo-deal
Last you a lifetime.
For only 99 bucks, you’ll never have to vacuum again!
Make America clean again!
Considering it’s a Russian mine, no different than Trump’s “concept of a plan”
Russian
-57
Soviet as it gets.
When it comes to vacuums, don’t cheap out. A good one will last a lifetime.
This one, though, chief.
Literally will last your entire life
As someone who sells robot vacuums for a living, I’d take two!
Are we sure it creates a vacuum and not the opposite?
Depends on the detonation velocity and explosive force of the mine. If shockwave border is thick enough and travels at an appropriate speed, it will shove pretty much everything in front of it which leaves a vacuum.
I don’t know how AT-mines are constructed, but I assume they are on the slower side to generate more heat.
I need to get one of those, then build a distortion pedal into that, for an explosive sound.
Absolutelu gnarly idea. Though it might prove difficult to take it on a plane if you want to tour internationally.