Me at 5: I want to be an astronaut
Me at 15: ??? racism probably
Me at 20: Climate change is an existential threat to all life on Earth and I must do my part to ensure total extinction doesn’t happen, at all cost
Me at 40: Hmm, looking back at the last 15 years of fisheries biology work, I can safely say that the net impact of that work was actually worse conditions for the planet than better. Well, at least I got to watch the head of my state agency give out ‘fish bumps’ to the other heads because we managed to increase the quota for the year! (I quit)
Cheese is always worth it though
No one ever regrets eating an entire block of cheese.
My sister definitely regretted letting me into her house whereupon I proceeded to eat almost her entire block of cheese.
Am lactose intolerant, can confirm, no regerts.
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Starting at 25 a career in either politics or prostitution I see.
